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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

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obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…
That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…

That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

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mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

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blushy-fallen-angel:

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD


OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

blushy-fallen-angel:

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

image

????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

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Sometimes you need a little bit of this in your life. #beach #CapeCod #SandyNeck

  #capecod    #sandyneck    #beach  
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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

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kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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